Christian Clean Jokes 3
Here are some more Christian clean jokes that should at least give you a little laugh.
Incorrect Email Address
An Iowa couple decided to go to Florida to thaw outduring a particularly cold winter. They mad reservations to stay atthe same hotel where they spent their honeymoon thirty yearsago. Now, because of their very hectic schedule, it wasdifficult to coordinate their travel plans. So the husbandleft Iowa and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wifewas going to fly there the next day. The husbandchecked into the hotel, but unlike when they were there thefirst time thirty years earlier, there was a computer in theroom and he decided to send an email to his wife. As hetyped out the address, however, he accidentally made aone-letter mistake in the email address.
Meanwhile, in Houston, Texas, a Baptist pastor had just hada heart attack and died. His wife returned home from thefuneral and decided to check her email, thinking that theremight be messages from relatives and so on. After readingthe first message, she screamed and fell dead on the floor. Thewidow's son rushed into the room and found his mother on thefloor. He then saw the computer screen, and here is what itsaid:
"To my darling wife, I know that you are surprised to hearfrom me. They have computers here now and you're allowed tosend emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived andchecked in. I see that everything's been prepared for yourarrival tomorrow, and I look forward to seeing you then. Ihope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
"P.S. It sure is hot down here!"
A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.
"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."
The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?"
"Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents."
"OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."
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