Here are some Christian clean jokes that come straight off of real Church signs. Some churches take themselves too seriously when making a marquee sign. However, the Churches that posted these signs will never be accused of that. Enjoy! How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
This is a CH_ _ CH. What is missing?" ---------> (U R)
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.