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ACLU Files Lawsuit on Behalf of Stuffed Animals Union

Supreme Court- The legal community was rocked this afternoon as

the American Civil Liberties Union or ACLU filed a lawsuit on behalf of the Stuffed Animals Union. After their efforts to remove prayer from the classroom, the next logical step is to remove it from the bedroom as well.

"These stuffed animals are subjected to prayer every single night by Christian children. The stuffed animals are not Christian and they don't need to hear that. Where are the stuffed animals rights?" said Robert Clamp, attorney for the ACLU.

The group of seven attorneys for the ACLU entered the courtroom with several stuffed animals including: Bobo the Bear, Frisker the Puppy, Slosh the Fish, and Sir-Quacks-a-Lot the Duck. They were accompanied by a translator so that the court could "understand" what they had to say.

"We're tired of being subjected to this prayer," said the translator on behalf of Bobo. "Whenever I evolved from some cotton and buttons that were laying on the table, I started to get some rights too. Oh and by the way...ACLU rocks!"

"As a United States citizen, I can't idly stand by and watch these stuffed animals be subjected to prayer every night. This was not the vision that our predominately Christian forefathers had in mind whenever they based the constitution on Biblical principles. Oh wait...umm...I object!" said Clamp.

The court was unable to immediately to determine whether the translator was actually translating for the stuffed animals or if he was just high.

The future of stuffed animals everywhere will be determined in the coming days and weeks. Stay tuned for the verdict.

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